You have until March 5 (next Friday) to pre-order the new Bassist Wanted t-shirts.
There’s the simple, elegant “All Local Bands Suck (Except Mine)“. If you don’t wear this, your band does in fact suck.
And then there’s the shirt devoted to huge hair. Yes, it’s “Jewfro“.
When you pre-order, you get the low $15.99 price (saving you $3), and you get the shirt by the end of March.