Tag: Johnny the Mediocre Human

Holy macaroni salad, I have been delinquent in getting out these Top 5 lists. Well, this post should catch us up.

July

1. Birthday mix – Bassist Wanted
2. Dating the Cloud – Bassist Wanted
3. Contextual boyfriend – Bassist Wanted
4. Optimized date schedule – Bassist Wanted
5. Summer intern’s first task – Bassist Wanted

August

1. That Outback song – Bassist Wanted
2. Post-breakup Facebook strategy – Bassist Wanted
3. Just repeat the chorus again – Bassist Wanted
4. Catsitting web history – Bassist Wanted
5. Moving in with The Cloud – Bassist Wanted

September

1. Jumpstart Malady meets Giant Drag – Bassist Wanted
2. Jen and time management – Johnny the Mediocre Human
3. Coding your Guitar Hero – Bassist Wanted
4. Pompous little indie douchebag – Bassist Wanted
5. Meeting Alex Rigopulos – Bassist Wanted

October

1. Getting focus groupers – Bassist Wanted
2. Auto-Tune everything – Bassist Wanted
3. Less is more – Bassist Wanted
4. Extraneous noise – Bassist Wanted
5. Kurt’s office – Bassist Wanted

November

1. Albums reduce to songs – Bassist Wanted
2. Returning the favor – Bassist Wanted
3. Sixth sense for pop – Bassist Wanted
4. Consumers don’t like decisions – Bassist Wanted
5. What makes you like a song? – Bassist Wanted

Also, going forward, the Top 5 will include writing stuff from the newly launched Porter Mason Writes.

Oh man, I haven’t posted Top 5 Cartoons for a while! What’s my problem?!

Here are, without further a-doo-doo, the top cartoons from the last few months:

April

1. Everyone is a Ghostbuster – Bassist Wanted
2. Rasberry jam details – Bassist Wanted
3. Watchmen movie as therapy – Bassist Wanted
4. Why the fans showed up – Bassist Wanted
5. Hit more weird notes – Bassist Wanted

May

1. Add more emotion – Bassist Wanted
2. What’s that called? – Bassist Wanted
3. Friendship is based on trust – Bassist Wanted
4. Dan and sheet music – Bassist Wanted
5. French revolution presentation – Johnny the Mediocre Human

June

1. Music and math – Bassist Wanted
2. I have to hate MGMT – Bassist Wanted
3. Hannah Montana – “The Climb” – Bassist Wanted
4. Support gay marriage – Bassist Wanted
5. Resolving the melody – Bassist Wanted

Were these your favorites? No? Yes?!? Maybe?!?!?!

Let me know in the comments.