Porter MasonYou have until March 5 (next Friday) to pre-order the new Bassist Wanted t-shirts.
There’s the simple, elegant “All Local Bands Suck (Except Mine)“. If you don’t wear this, your band does in fact suck.
And then there’s the shirt devoted to huge hair. Yes, it’s “Jewfro“.
When you pre-order, you get the low $15.99 price (saving you $3), and you get the shirt by the end of March.
Here we are again. It’s time for some Top 5 lists.
You’ll start to notice the appearance of my new comic strip, One Nation, Thunder Dog, on the lists. It’s about politics and stuff. Read it.
Also, my book of Bassist Wanted comics, All Local Bands Suck (Except Ours), was nominated as “Best Book” for the 2009 ECNY Awards.
So why not go vote for it? Anyone can do it. This means you.
Holy macaroni salad, I have been delinquent in getting out these Top 5 lists. Well, this post should catch us up.
Also, going forward, the Top 5 will include writing stuff from the newly launched Porter Mason Writes.
You know what makes a great Christmas gift? A basket of assorted exotic chocolates.
You know what else? My books of comic strips.
And if you order by Friday, you’ll get my books for the low price of $9.99 each!
Until Friday, all of my comic books are on sale for $9.99 each.
You can get All Local Bands Suck (Except Ours), my collection of Bassist Wanted comics about music and musicians for only $9.99 each.
Save 23% on the Bassist Wanted book »
And you can get Prince Quirky, my collection of Johnny the Mediocre Human strips about college life for only $9.99 each.
Save 33% on the Johnny the Mediocre Human book »
Why am I doing this? Because it’s the season for giving. So I am giving you a deal. And because I am NOT giving you chocolates.
Get ’em while they’re hot and cheap, people!
Merry holichristmas,
Porter
Summer is here, and prices at PorterMason.com are dropping. Dropping like my rent when I move to Los Angeles in September!
And you know what I don’t want to move across the country? Unsold piles of my book of Bassist Wanted comic strips, All Local Bands Suck (Except Ours)!
We all know you want to buy the book, but you just haven’t gotten around to it yet. Well friends, this is your moment.
Only $11.99!! That’s less than a single ticket to Transformers 2! For 92 beautiful pages of comic strips! And none of that $11.99 will go to support director Michael Bay. I guarantee it.
So again, if you’ve thought about buying the book, I’d really appreciate it if you’d pull the trigger now.
You can use your PayPal account to pay for it, but if that annoys you, PayPal also lets you just use a credit card.
Now if you ever see me in person, I will always have copies of my book on me, and will be happy to sell you one right then. Believe me. Just ask.
But don’t wait to see me! Who ever sees me? No one! And you won’t have cash! Or you’ll I won’t be able to make change! Bah! What a hassle! Just buy it now online instead.
Email friends. Blog about it. Put stuff on Facebook. Twitter some tweets. Every little bit helps.
I have no company backing me and my comics. It’s just me and you, friends. It’s me and you (and my book) against AIG and Halliburton! So let’s really give those corporate jerkfaces a run for their money, huh? Yeah!
OK, that’s it.
Oh man, I haven’t posted Top 5 Cartoons for a while! What’s my problem?!
Here are, without further a-doo-doo, the top cartoons from the last few months:
Were these your favorites? No? Yes?!? Maybe?!?!?!
Let me know in the comments.
April Fool’s Day has just passed us by, but you’re no fool if you’re hankering to see which of my comics came out on top this month! You’re an anti-fool! A “loof”! Which is fool spelled backwards! When it comes to comics, you are a loof, but not aloof!
All right, now then. Here they are, the best around for this month:
Those strips are great, no doubt. You, the audience, has impeccable taste. So why not sate that hunger for great comics by buying my Bassist Wanted book! It’s only $12.99. Sweep the leg! Put him in a body bag!
Ooo-de-lally! It’s once again time for me to tell you which comics of mine people liked most this past month!
For if the world’s content weren’t organized into Top 5 (or 10) Lists, however would we humble Internet citizens know which things to click on?
Oh man, if you guys liked THOSE strips, you should really buy my Bassist Wanted book! It’s only $12.99 and if you buy it, you will, in your own small way, help turn this economy around.
If you’ve somehow managed to miss me pleas to order this book, or if you’ve heard my pleas, succumbed to them, but then forgot to actually buy the book…
Pre-order the new Bassist Wanted book!
You can read more about it here, but basically it rules and you should pick one up.
Yes yes yes, it’s time for the big Charleston contest!
Oh, wait, this isn’t the scene from It’s a Wonderful Life where the dance floor opens up and Jimmy Stewart and Donna Reed fall into the pool and get all wet and do the dirty dancing?
Oh, then it must just be the five most popular cartoons on the site from last month.
Some new stuff, mixed in with some old. And Back Bay makes a showing! If you’ve never read my strips involving cute, little animals, you really should.