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Get my books of comics for only $9.99 when you order by Friday!

You know what makes a great Christmas gift? A basket of assorted exotic chocolates.

You know what else? My books of comic strips.

And if you order by Friday, you’ll get my books for the low price of $9.99 each!

Until Friday, all of my comic books are on sale for $9.99 each.

You can get All Local Bands Suck (Except Ours), my collection of Bassist Wanted comics about music and musicians for only $9.99 each.

Save 23% on the Bassist Wanted book »

And you can get Prince Quirky, my collection of Johnny the Mediocre Human strips about college life for only $9.99 each.

Save 33% on the Johnny the Mediocre Human book »

Why am I doing this? Because it’s the season for giving. So I am giving you a deal. And because I am NOT giving you chocolates.

Get ’em while they’re hot and cheap, people!

Merry holichristmas,

Porter

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Buy my book of comics before I move to LA!

Summer is here, and prices at PorterMason.com are dropping. Dropping like my rent when I move to Los Angeles in September!

Yes, in September I’m leaving New York to move to Los Angeles.

And you know what I don’t want to move across the country? Unsold piles of my book of Bassist Wanted comic strips, All Local Bands Suck (Except Ours)!

So help me out: buy my book of comic strips now

We all know you want to buy the book, but you just haven’t gotten around to it yet. Well friends, this is your moment.

I’ve even dropped the price to $11.99 for a limited time.

Only $11.99!! That’s less than a single ticket to Transformers 2! For 92 beautiful pages of comic strips! And none of that $11.99 will go to support director Michael Bay. I guarantee it.

I think we can all agree my book is this summer’s alternative to Transformers 2.

So again, if you’ve thought about buying the book, I’d really appreciate it if you’d pull the trigger now.

Buy it online right now.

You can use your PayPal account to pay for it, but if that annoys you, PayPal also lets you just use a credit card.

Now if you ever see me in person, I will always have copies of my book on me, and will be happy to sell you one right then. Believe me. Just ask.

But don’t wait to see me! Who ever sees me? No one! And you won’t have cash! Or you’ll I won’t be able to make change! Bah! What a hassle! Just buy it now online instead.

And if you wouldn’t mind, please pass on the word about the book.

Email friends. Blog about it. Put stuff on Facebook. Twitter some tweets. Every little bit helps.

Remember, this is a one-man operation.

I have no company backing me and my comics. It’s just me and you, friends. It’s me and you (and my book) against AIG and Halliburton! So let’s really give those corporate jerkfaces a run for their money, huh? Yeah!

OK, that’s it.

Love,
Porter

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Pre-order the new Bassist Wanted book

If you’ve somehow managed to miss me pleas to order this book, or if you’ve heard my pleas, succumbed to them, but then forgot to actually buy the book…

Pre-order the new Bassist Wanted book!

You can read more about it here, but basically it rules and you should pick one up.

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See me perform in February

Boy howdy, are there some fun shows to see in February!

In addition to Ye Olde Reuben Williams Comedy Houre, (almost) every Saturday at 10:30 at UCB, I get to be a guest at the world-famous Comic Book Club!

This is exciting for two reasons:

  1. I am a nerd for the Comic Book Club, and listen to their podcast most every week.
  2. I’ll also have my new Bassist Wanted book in tow that night, and will have a planned impromptu book release party/signing after the show at some bar TBD. More on that soon.

So come to the show(s), buy a book and listen to this:

While I have not found the right girl to marry yet, I have found the right band for my wedding. And it is those guys. (Thanks to Pat for the link!)