If I had been in West Side Story, I’d probably be opt out of being in either the Sharks or the Jets and instead start a new gang called the Shark Jets whose members would be actual sharks in actual jets! Yeah!
Sadly, West Side Story is fictional, so I’ll never get to create my army of seawater-filled F-15s piloted by super-intelligent Maco sharks.
And this moment is what historians of the future will call: The Death of the Last Great American Dream.
