My problem with the words “blowjob” and “handjob” and “footjob” and “armpitjob” is the suffix “-job” there at the end.
I think men are branding these things all wrong. We don’t want women to think of sex as work. Sex should be a pleasurable thing!
Sex should be something you look forward to! Something you can’t wait to do! Something you agree to without two hours of well-reasoned Powerpoint-supported arguing on my part!
So I recommend we start calling it a “blowvacation” and a “handlazysatrudayafternoon” and an “armpitwellplannedretirementparty”.
“Armpitjobs” I recommend we stop asking for altogether because they are deviant and weird. Though my Powerpoint does make a lot of salient points in their favor.
