A Bit About Threesomes

Most guys fantasize about having a “threesome”. (This is where “three” people get together and have “some” sex.)

But look, while a threesome does always seems like a good idea on paper, they’re pretty complicated ordeals in practice.

Which is why I’ve drawn, on paper, a detailed illustration of me and my girlfriend having sex with her best friend and sent copies to both of them, while making clear I don’t want to practice the threeway sex at all, but simply jump right into the real deal.

I think it’s a recipe for success, and I’m excited.

My girlfriend even told me, “We’re through.” Which I think means, “We’re through with old twosome sex, and ready for threesome-y goodness!”

I’ll let you know how it goes. I’m meeting her at her apartment tonight to “say goodbye”. “Say goodbye” to boring coupled sex? Sounds great!

She said to bring all her stuff over from my place. She probably wants to incorporate sex props and toys into our threesome, and she wants a lot of options. Which is totally cool, but she specifically said to bring over my set of her keys, and I’m just worried how those will come into play.

She did also mention that she now hated me and everything about me and can’t stand anything about me and really really hates me. But… then she called me “loathsome”! Wooooo!

(A “loathsome” is where people who “loathe” each other get together and have “some” sex.)

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