I was looking through our counter statistics, which I do every morning like they were the Wall Street Journal or my copy of Hustler, Special Holiday Edition (Santa checks his list to see who’s been naughty and who’s been naughtier!!! And then has sex!!!! A lot!!!!!), I was looking through those stats and I noticed ... More »

Stop reading this now. Those of you who are still reading, please only read and obey the following warning message and then stop reading: Cease and desist all reading of this immediately. You are still reading. If you keep reading this, and I can’t stress this enough, your eyes will ... More »

T.J. Monkey’s has a very specific demographic. We reach young males. 20-23 years old. Who are my friends. Who I e-mail and remind to look at the site. Who are named Bret. Yes, basically, this is all for the benefit of Bret, this whole venture. To keep him entertained, to keep him ... More »

Part 8 of Anniversary Week It is I! The Web Master! (SOUND EFFECT: thunder) Today, I will tackle the most horrible of T.J. Monkey’s secrets: The Lost Weekends! If you follow the site closely, you’ll notice that, almost every weekend, no new Thoughts appear. But mysteriously, on Monday (sometimes Tuesday) ... More »

You know, you learn a lot about people running a big tough Internet comedy site like T.J. Monkey’s. You learn about their wants. You learn about their needs. You learn about their search queries. Yes, that’s right: it’s time once again to examine how people find T.J. Monkey’s through search ... More »