A lot of you out there may think you like Carlos Santana. A lot of you are wrong. Dead wrong. You think you like Carlos Santana. You think, "He’s a great guitarist." You think, "I’m really into his sound." You don’t like Carlos Santana. I know, I know. You think you do. But ask yourself ... More »

Keanu Reeves can’t act, right? I mean, that’s clear, am I right? Here’s this guy, who can’t act, and yet he’s a big famous actor, and he gets lots of money for acting. Which he’s bad at. Acting, that is. Not getting lots of money. He’s quite good at that. But see, I don’t think ... More »

If I could control the forces of nature using my evil powers, I would use this power to become the lead singer of Weezer for a day. Yeah, I’d like to be Rivers Cuomo for just one day. First thing I’d do is sleep in because I bet I’d be tired ... More »

Here at T.J. Monkey’s, we are blessed. We are blessed because we have a forum with which to express opinions to the huge masses of people who read the site each and every day (re: Bret and some girl named Nikki). And that’s why today, I take a break from my usually hilarious, ... More »

Jumpstart Malady, the most influential and important rock group of the late 21st century presents Running From The Malady The Ten Greatest Hits of Jumpstart Malady Liner notes by Kevin Edo, lead guitarist and vocalist. Track 1, “Running From The Fear” I actually wrote “Fear” in Scranton, Pennsylvania after a gig. I had ... More »