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Sticker: T.J. Monkey's is better than you.

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"T.J. Monkey's is better than you."

40 stickers left
  • $1.99
  • B&W glossy
  • Size: 2.5" x 2.5"
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Spread the T.J. Monkey's brand. Perfect for that night of pointless (legal) vandalism. Put them on your Subaru. Or your gym locker at Lucille Roberts. Or your large bottle of industrial solvent borrowed from a janitor friend.

Front cover: All Local Bands Suck (Except Ours)

Book All Local Bands Suck (Except Ours)

A Bassist Wanted collection

NEW!
  • $12.99
  • 92 pages
  • Size: 9" x 7"
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The first book in the Bassist Wanted hexaquartnerilogy features the first two years of comic strips about a shitty local band, a shitty famous band, some people who buy music and some people who sell music.

As talked about on the Comic Book Club and in Metro daily newspapers and at iFanboy!

Front cover: Prince Quirky

Book Prince Quirky

A Johnny the Mediocre Human collection

16 books left
  • $14.99
  • 143 pages
  • Size: 8.8" x 8.4"
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This beautiful 143-page paperback collects every damn strip of Johnny the Mediocre Human. The strip's main run occurred at Duke University from January 1997 through May 1999, but there's also stuff I did while at Cox High School in Virginia Beach.

Original comic strip art

Original pen and ink art

For any cartoon on the site

  • $149.99
  • Ink on bristol
  • Size: 14" x ~5.5"

Step 1: Go to any comic on here and click on the shiny button that reads "Buy Original Art". Step 2: Bide your time until I die. Step 3: Auction off the now-priceless art for dozens of millions of dollars. Step 4: Profit.