Finding an apartment in New York City is a lot like finding a good melon: it’s really hard to get one with two bedrooms for under $1800 a month. Porter

I own a lot of books. A lot. You see, I have this theory that if I own a book, I’ll be more likely to read it. I figure if I borrow a book, from the library or a friend, I can easily just never read it, and eventually give it back ... More »

We all know that you should never assume. Because when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me. But we should also never presume. Because when you presume you make an ass out of you and the president. So come on, man, show some class: assume, ... More »