I broke up with my girlfriend.
I did it because I just got this astrology book, and I looked up our signs, and they just weren’t compatible, Zodiac-wise, you know.
You see, I’m a Sagitarius.
She’s a Bitch.
Apparently, I’m a free spirit and prone to take chances.
She enjoys sucking the life and happiness out of people.
Yep, that’s what the ol’ book said.
Well, I mean, you gotta read between the lines with this stuff.
