There’s a Biblical saying, “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” OK. But how about: “Everybody just quit throwing freakin’ stones at people. For any reason. At all.” Freakin’ God and all his damn loopholes. ... More »

I know many of you won’t want to admit it, but every once in a while you’ve probably had some trouble with your computer. Come on. Who among us hasn’t ever, I dunno, lost an important backup file? Or, oh say, formatted the hard drive unintentionally? Or, perhaps, clogged the motherboard with ... More »

Economics. You know, I often hear that word thrown around a lot in mixed conversation, but who among us really knows much about it? Economics. I bet you’ve even said it yourself a few times at a party or something: “Your check bounced? Hmm, I know a bit about Economics, ... More »

I don’t like girls in baby doll t-shirts. Apparently, these girls care about clothes so much, fashion is so important to them…that they’re willing to beat up defenseless babies and take their tiny shirts. It’s sick. Sick, sick, sick. So whenever I see a crying ... More »

I broke up with my girlfriend. I did it because I just got this astrology book, and I looked up our signs, and they just weren’t compatible, Zodiac-wise, you know. You see, I’m a Sagitarius. She’s a Bitch. Apparently, I’m a free spirit and ... More »