Trickle-down economics works. April fools! Wink! Porter

I don’t claim to be a brilliant man. At least not while sober. But I’ll tell ya this: helping someone move sucks. One might also say it’s “weak.” Or perhaps “weak-ass weak.” Or even “weak-y weak-er weak-o-matically weak.” If one said any (or all) of these things about ... More »

Ever watch a sporting event ever? Well, I have once or twice. Now, when you’re watching these things, you know when an injury happens, and they stop play, or stop the race, or whatever, and everyone’s standing around watching the guy who’s hurt lay on the ground, and we’re all waiting to see ... More »

In the back of my mind, I’ve always wanted to be a doctor. I guess I can pin it down to a single incident that happened early in life. A moment in time after which I knew more than anything I wanted to be a doctor: I was eight ... More »

So I saw an ad several weeks ago: “Are you getting the credit you deserve? Call now!” So I thought about it. “I deserve the best credit there is, and I don’t have it,” I thought. “Oh, sure, my credit’s ‘OK’, but I deserve better.” “I ... More »