You might think going back to visit the school where you graduated from is a lot like “Back To School” starring Rodney Dangerfield. You might think, “I bet I’m filthy rich, and there’ll be a big diving contest, and I’ll do this cool dive, and my son will be impressed, and I’ll become a ... More »

I think a good movie would be one about a whole bunch of wild bears who came into the city to attack city people, but then they get caught up in the hustle-bustle of city life, and they never get around to killing any people, and then the movie would end with, like, a montage ... More »

If you’re like me ( and many, many people are), then you’re always goin’ around and telling people that they are incorrect or "wrong". Furthermore, if you’re like me, you probably need to pay the electric bill. Get goin’ on that; you remember what happened last time, stupid. Now, after telling so many people they’re ... More »

If you love something, set if free. If it comes back to you, then it was meant to be. Isn’t that the old clichéd saying? And aren’t all old clichéd sayings completely and utterly true in every sense? Well, people, I’m here today on behalf of the T.J. Monkey’s Cliché Police with a shocking revelation: ... More »

Keanu Reeves can’t act, right? I mean, that’s clear, am I right? Here’s this guy, who can’t act, and yet he’s a big famous actor, and he gets lots of money for acting. Which he’s bad at. Acting, that is. Not getting lots of money. He’s quite good at that. But see, I don’t think ... More »