Published on Oct 15th, 1993
- ENGLISH TEACHER: OK, Johnny, I believe your report on the French Revolution is next…
- JOHNNY: (nervous) The French Revolution began in 17, uh, 93 and, uh, what happened was, uh, the entire country revolved 60 degrees West around its center, killing millions and causing unthinkable horror and stuff.
- JOHNNY: Well?
- ENGLISH TEACHER: Keep goin’. It’s better than what I had anyway…
Published on Nov 1st, 1993
- ENGLISH TEACHER: Alright Johnny, I believe you’re presentation is next, let’s go!; JOHNNY: Yes, sir…
- JOHNNY: Instead of an oral report, sir, I’m going to juggle for my grade! Ha!
- ENGLISH TEACHER: No.; JOHNNY: No?; ENGLISH TEACHER: NO.
- ENGLISH TEACHER: NEXT!; JOHNNY: Some teachers are so strict…
Published on Nov 15th, 1993
- ENGLISH TEACHER: Alright, let’s talk about what the author was saying… Anyone?
- ENGLISH TEACHER: He talks about hopes, let’s talk about hopes. Anyone have hopes? Anyone?
- ENGLISH TEACHER: Johnny, how about you?; JOHNNY: Well, let’s see…
- JOHNNY: I HOPE that after four straight years of chicken patty and french fry lunches, my arteries don’t start to flow grease instead of blood, but, huh, you know, call me a dreamer…
Published on Dec 1st, 1993
- ENGLISH TEACHER: Class, I just want to introduce a new member of the class, Monique, who just transferred over from Belgium.
- ENGLISH TEACHER: MR. WILLIAMS! For once could you please direct your attention to the FRONT of the class!
- JOHNNY: Sir, I…!!! Da….. wa…. gi… girl….. go….. good….
- JAVON: Sir, may Johnny go to the clinic, his hormones just exploded.; JOHNNY: Oo… da… uh…
Published on Dec 4th, 1993
- JAVON: There she is, this is your chance. She’s having trouble with the computer. Remember, stick to the plan!; JOHNNY: Stick to the plan, stick to the plan…
- ENGLISH TEACHER: Ah I see Williams is making his move on Monique….; JAVON: Yup, everything will be great as long as he sticks to the plan…
- SOUND: BOOM! CRASH! WHOOMP!
- ENGLISH TEACHER: I’m assuming knocking down 6 bookcases was not part of "the plan."; JAVON: Not exactly…
