Published on Jan 15th, 1994
- ENGLISH TEACHER: And now we come to Shakespeare, who’s famous for his classic plays.
- ENGLISH TEACHER: Among his est were Hamlet, Macbeth, and the most famous of all, his classic romance, Romeo & Butthead.
- English Teacher does a take.
- ENGLISH TEACHER: Alright, who’s the wiseguy with the overhead pen?
Published on Dec 1st, 1994
- JOHNNY: Uh, so, my oral presentation is on, uh…; LABEL: Sweat!; Note: Sweat indicates nervousness.
- Johnny turns his head to and fro.; Note: Head turning motion indicates the character is searching for something.; LABEL: More Sweat!
- JOHNNY: …OVERHEAD PROJECTORS! Yes! A vital part of America’s school system, overheads are both fascinating AND useful!; LABEL: Enlarged Eyes Indicate Elation
- JOHNNY: The light emitted by the projector cannot pass through opaque objects, such as Bob’s head here.; BOB: Ow! Hey!; ENGLISH TEACHER: Ya gotta wonder if all these failing grades will affect your average, Mister Williams.
Published on Apr 21st, 1998
- PROFESSOR: Williams, I believe your presentation is next….
- JOHNNY: YES, the, uh, the FRENCH REVOLUTION. In 1789, France revolved 20 degrees on its axis, causing unthinkable horror and stuff.
- JOHNNY: Th- thank you.; PROFESSOR: Mmm, yes.
- PROFESSOR: Another "F", Williams! Your valiant quest against grade inflation continues….; JOHNNY: What? Just cuz I didn’t use OVERHEADS?
