Things that are tagged classroom
- ENGLISH TEACHER: Let’s talk about role models. All right, anyone in here who has a role model, raise your hand…
Many hands are raised.
- ENGLISH TEACHER: And no one say Beavis OR Butt-Head!
Hands are all down.
JOHNNY: But I thought you liked class participation!
- ENGLISH TEACHER: So Hemingway was saying, oh, yes, Dobnowski?
- DOBNOWSKI: Excuse me, sir, but may I be excused to go to football practice?
ENGLISH TEACHER: Go on, son.
- JOHNNY: I need to go too, Mr. K.
ENGLISH TEACHER: Oh! I didn’t realize you were on the football team, Johnny.
- DOBNOWSKI: He’s not, sir. We like to use him as a tackling dummy…
JOHNNY: Assistant in Charge of Physical Mutilation, I prefer…
- ENGLISH TEACHER: Don’t think I don’t see those headphones on you back there, Williams, you’re supposed to be reading Macbeth!
- JOHNNY: I, uh, I am, sir. It’s an, uh, audio book! Yea, that’s it! It’s a, uh, book on tape!
ENGLISH TEACHER: I’ll believe that when I hear it, hand it over, mister!
- English teacher does a take.
- ENGLISH TEACHER: I didn’t realize PEARL JAM has been recording audio books these days…
JOHNNY: Huh, woops. Huh, huh, wrong tape, silly me….
