Things that are tagged classroom
- ENGLISH TEACHER: OK, Johnny, I believe your report on the French Revolution is next…
- JOHNNY: (nervous) The French Revolution began in 17, uh, 93 and, uh, what happened was, uh, the entire country revolved 60 degrees West around its center, killing millions and causing unthinkable horror and stuff.
- JOHNNY: Well?
- ENGLISH TEACHER: Keep goin’. It’s better than what I had anyway…
- ENGLISH TEACHER: Alright Johnny, I believe you’re presentation is next, let’s go!
JOHNNY: Yes, sir…
- JOHNNY: Instead of an oral report, sir, I’m going to juggle for my grade! Ha!
- ENGLISH TEACHER: No.
JOHNNY: No?
ENGLISH TEACHER: NO.
- ENGLISH TEACHER: NEXT!
JOHNNY: Some teachers are so strict…
- ENGLISH TEACHER: Alright, let’s talk about what the author was saying… Anyone?
- ENGLISH TEACHER: He talks about hopes, let’s talk about hopes. Anyone have hopes? Anyone?
- ENGLISH TEACHER: Johnny, how about you?
JOHNNY: Well, let’s see…
- JOHNNY: I HOPE that after four straight years of chicken patty and french fry lunches, my arteries don’t start to flow grease instead of blood, but, huh, you know, call me a dreamer…
