Things that are tagged Carolina goes to Hell
- BEN: Look, Vanna is the GLUE that holds the show together.
WILLIAM: That’s NOT the issue here!
JOHNNY: GUYS! Turn it to channel 40 quick!
- TV: …reports are SKETCHY, but it appears that the entire CAMPUS of UNC-Chapel Hill has been SWALLOWED up in a FIERY HOLE, let’s go to-
NOTE: Info panel
- JOHNNY: DON’T YOU SEE? Carolina’s actually GONE to hell!
BEN: Wow.
WILLIAM: Yeah, WOW.
NOTE: Drama panel
- JOHNNY: By the way, SAJAK’s where the money is, Vannas just a letter-turning bimbo.
WILLIAM: That’s whay I’M sayin’!
BEN: No, no, no…
- JOHNNY: How’re we supposed to just drive into hell?
BEN: Look, I GOTTA see this…
- JOHNNY: WAIT, there’s the exit. SEE, Chapel Hill’s crossed out and it says “Pits of Hell”.
BEN: All right. Here we go.
- JOHNNY: Here’s another sign: “Warning: Construction Road May Turn to Molten Lava.”
SOUND: Squint!
- BEN: Should I have CHAINS on or something?
JOHNNY: NAH, nah… you’re insured, right?
- BEN: Well, THAT took forever. There is just NO parking in hell.
JOHNNY: Remember, we’re in “Attila the Hun” 17…
- BEN: Hi, we’d like to-
DEVIL: Time of death?
- BEN: That’s the thing, actually we’re still alive, we just want to look around.
DEVIL: OH, all right. Lemme stamp your hands…
- DEVIL: SAY, didn’t you have a bit of trouble on the last orgo final?
JOHNNY: What? NO. I, UH, I don’t know what you’re, UH…
BEN: You know, hell’s really more of a DRY heat…
