Monthly Archives August 1999
- JOHNNY: All right, in order to not fail this class, I need a 93 on this exam…
- JOHNNY: It won’t be easy, but I’ve studied for a week, and I know the material cold.
- JOHNNY: NOW… only one thing stands in my way…
- JOHNNY: The test is out of 50.
NOTE: OK. That’s it. See ya. – Porter
- NARRATOR: A character I never got to introduce: Bob the Pirate.
BEN: Jen! What’s the symbol for “radius” of a circle?
- JEN: I dunno dear… Hey! Let’s ask Bob the Pirate!
- JEN: Bob the Pirate, what’s the symbol for radius?
BOB THE PIRATE: Aaaar!
- JEN: Really? What’s the 18th letter of the alphabet? Conjugate “to be” for “they”. What’s the 1st person plural possessive pronoun?
BOB THE PIRATE: Aaar! Aaar! Aaar!
NARRATOR: Man. He could’ve added so much to the strip. (sigh) We’ll miss ya, Bob…
