Monthly Archives June 1999
- STU: Johnny! How are you? You have new mail! How about some solitaire?
JOHNNY: Mmm…
- STU: Long day?
JOHNNY: Mmm…
STU: Long week?
JOHNNY: Mmm…
- STU: I could also call up swimsuit.photos.com/nude/ again? I saved that password…
- JOHNNY: I thought we deleted all record of that afternoon?!
STU: I know you dd! I’ve got three gigs of the D: drive devoted just to blackmail!
- MOM: Johnny, the financial aid papers came today. It doesn’t look great…
JOHNNY: Oh, boy.
- MOM: But we can do it; we’ll work more hours, won’t eat out…
JOHNNY: I’ll get another job.
- JOHNNY: WELL, it’s gonna take a BIT more. Now, I’ve given this a LOT of thought. You’re a HEALTHY kid, son…
- MOM: And, you know, you only really NEED ONE kidney…
