Monthly Archives January 1999
- JOHNNY: Bryan Center lot’s FULL, TOO! So is Cameron AND the Ocean! AAAA!!
- BEN: Well, you’re just going to have to bite the bullet and park over in BFE.
JOHNNY: NO!! I will NOT be reduced to that!!
- BEN: This is SO not legal. This isn’t even in the same TIME ZONE as legal.
JOHNNY: Ha ha HA! But I’ll put my HAZARDS on!! WOOHOO! I’m INVINCIBLE!
- JOHNNY: Hey, Donna, what’s up?
DONNA: JOHNNY! I missed you all last semester when I was in Bosnia.
- DONNA: That’s funny, I didn’t even notice you went ABROAD!
- A pause
- JOHNNY: I just removed any chance I had at a hook-up, didn’t I?
DONNA: You just ruined any chance of me acknowledging your EXISTENCE this semester.
![comic strip | panel 1 - JOHNNY: So, Sorority Girl, how’s rush?
SORORITY GIRL: Hi-eee! What’s YOUR name? | panel 2 - JOHNNY: You… you KNOW my name, we’re FRIENDS.
SORORITY GIRL: Well, HELLO [insert name] and where are you from? | panel 3 - JOHNNY: Sorority Girl! You’re not in RUSH now! SNAP OUT OF IT!
SORORITY GIRL: Oh NEAT! I heart visiting [insert city]! My parents have a summer home/winter cottage/sweatshop THERE! | panel 4 - JOHNNY: My GOD! Someone get some smelling salts! Or a cigarette and a Diet Coke!
SORORITY GIRL: Well, nice to MEET you! Hey [insert name of friend next to you], have you met [insert rushee name]? She’s just a PEACH!](http://portermason.com/johnny/files/1999/01/295.gif)
- JOHNNY: So, Sorority Girl, how’s rush?
SORORITY GIRL: Hi-eee! What’s YOUR name?
- JOHNNY: You… you KNOW my name, we’re FRIENDS.
SORORITY GIRL: Well, HELLO [insert name] and where are you from?
- JOHNNY: Sorority Girl! You’re not in RUSH now! SNAP OUT OF IT!
SORORITY GIRL: Oh NEAT! I heart visiting [insert city]! My parents have a summer home/winter cottage/sweatshop THERE!
- JOHNNY: My GOD! Someone get some smelling salts! Or a cigarette and a Diet Coke!
SORORITY GIRL: Well, nice to MEET you! Hey [insert name of friend next to you], have you met [insert rushee name]? She’s just a PEACH!
