Monthly Archives September 1998

Openly nice

Posted on September 14, 1998 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - BEN: Some guy was just openly NICE to me on the bus! FOR NO REASON! | panel 2 - JOHNNY: Yeah, when I was movin’ in, somebody asked me if I needed HELP! BEN: The NERVE. | panel 3 - JOHNNY: Yeah. So I punched ‘im. BEN: FREAKIN’ FRESHMEN. When will they learn? | panel 4 - JOHNNY: We’re supposed to be bitchy and jaded around here! BEN: Oh, I lost your bio book, sorry. Uh, I mean, SCREW YOU!

Eating outside the C.I.

Posted on September 15, 1998 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - JOHNNY: OK, this year I’m makin’ the move to be COOL. The first step: being seen at the COOLEST lunchtime spot on campus. | panel 2 - JOHNNY: OUTSIDE THE C.I.! Only the bold and the beautiful hand here! Here goes nothin’… | panel 3 - COOL DUDE: Excuse me, some I.D. please? | panel 4 - JOHNNY: DRAT! They’re carding! COOL CHICK: UGH, he’s eating Han’s; that’s SO last semester.

Hot

Posted on September 16, 1998 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - A pause. | panel 2 - A pause. | panel 3 - A pause. | panel 4 - JOHNNY: Hot enough for ya? BEN: It’s not so much the heat as it is your swelteringly good conversation.