Monthly Archives July 1998

- JOHNNY: Ben! William’s going abroad next semester! It’s some Microsoft thing.
BEN: What?!
NOTE: Today’s phrase is plot twist.
- JOHNNY: It’s the “Duke in Cyberspace” program. Sez he’ll lose all physical form, his soul becoming a series of digital bits, blah blah BLAH. ANYWAY, looks like we got a double now.
BEN: Cool.
- JOHNNY: Say, did you maybe upset him somehow?
BEN: Well, he WAS mad when he found out we used to have a MAC. Why?
- JOHNNY: He refers to you here only as “The Infidel”.
BEN: We were YOUNG, dammit! IBM’s were expensive! Will we never live it down, God?!

- JEN: Well, I am feeling MORE and more confident about this MCAT test.
JOHNNY: Great, Jen. What’s your secret?
- JEN: TIME MANAGEMENT, Johnny. My days are FULLY planned.
LABEL: An extremely well-used daily planner
- JEN: 6 to noon I study CHEM, till 5 I study BIO, 5 to midnight I study PHYSICS, and midnight till 6 I review…
- JOHNNY: What… what about sleep?
JEN: Yep, time management, Johnny… time management and intravenous caffeine…