Monthly Archives February 1994
- ENGLISH TEACHER: Let’s talk about role models. All right, anyone in here who has a role model, raise your hand…
Many hands are raised.
- ENGLISH TEACHER: And no one say Beavis OR Butt-Head!
Hands are all down.
JOHNNY: But I thought you liked class participation!
- ENGLISH TEACHER: So Hemingway was saying, oh, yes, Dobnowski?
- DOBNOWSKI: Excuse me, sir, but may I be excused to go to football practice?
ENGLISH TEACHER: Go on, son.
- JOHNNY: I need to go too, Mr. K.
ENGLISH TEACHER: Oh! I didn’t realize you were on the football team, Johnny.
- DOBNOWSKI: He’s not, sir. We like to use him as a tackling dummy…
JOHNNY: Assistant in Charge of Physical Mutilation, I prefer…
