Things that are tagged video games

The redesigned tour bus

Posted on March 15, 2006 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - KEVIN EDO: Wow, you totally redesigned the tour bus, Peter. PETER WELD: Yeah, dude, and I am HELLA psyched for this tour now. |comic strip | panel 2 - PETER WELD: Check it out: PS2, GameCube, XBox 360. And I set up a full HD theater in the back. KEVIN EDO: That’s cool, man. And this little screen here? |comic strip | panel 3 - PETER WELD: A GPS system. This dot represents the location of the RFID chip I secretly implanted in my wife. KEVIN EDO: That’s… creepy, man. |comic strip | panel 4 - KEVIN EDO: Do… you have any more chips? PETER WELD: Whoa… she’s breached the 25-mile perimeter! Code red, Joe! Drive, drive! |

Figuring out the setlist

Posted on March 17, 2006 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - KEVIN EDO: OK, we’re pulling into Chicago. Let’s talk setlist. PETER WELD: Whatever you guys decide is fine. GORDON CRANWICK: I want at least 3 of my songs in the show. |comic strip | panel 2 - KEVIN EDO: Well… now we do need to play our hits. PETER WELD: Someone just post the list on my high-hat. GORDON CRANWICK: Is that some sort of indirect jab at my songs? |comic strip | panel 3 - KEVIN EDO: I didn’t mean to be indirect, Gordon. PETER WELD: And grab me for the encore. I’ll be here in the bus. GORDON CRANWICK: Fuck you, Kevin! I’m not playing tonight! |comic strip | panel 4 - KEVIN EDO: None of us are playing. They’re dubbing in the music. GORDON CRANWICK: Well, then I’m not FAKE playing! PETER WELD: Shit. OK, I need somebody’s Warcraft login. |

No James Blunt in Maasailand

Posted on August 21, 2006 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - BRETT: That’s why I sought you out. I wanna live far away from the Western world, far from anyone who’s ever even heard of James Blunt. |comic strip | panel 2 - OKUYU: We never hear of him. Or this song you speak of. BRETT: Oh, thank God… |comic strip | panel 3 - BRETT: What’s… wait, that’s the song! That’s “You’re Beautiful”! BRETT: That one of Akele’s blasted ringtones. They waste of money. |comic strip | panel 4 - BRETT: I’ll… I’ll be going then… AKELE: You say my DS waste of money, too. Now you play all night! OKUYU: Only Brain Age, Akele. And Nintendogs |