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Emo

Posted on December 14, 2004 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - JOHN: We are what kids like, Joey. We’re exactly wh-… well. Hold on. |comic strip | panel 2 - JOHN: Guys, are we an “emo” band? You know… “emotional”? DAN: Umm…. CHRISTINA: Hmm. |comic strip | panel 3 - CHRISTINA: Um…. W-well… I cried during “Life as a House”. |comic strip | panel 4 - JOHN: We’re emo, Joey. Wicked emo. Hella emo… DAN: Is Kevin Kline good in that? CHRISTINA: Christina: Yeah. Yeah, he is. |

Only way to buy tickets

Posted on December 28, 2004 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - CARLOS: Can’t… can’t we buy tickets on the band’s site? Or… or through the venue? STEPHEN: No. Look, I’m sorry, OK? This is the only way. |comic strip | panel 2 - CARLOS: I just… I hate using them. I hate it. STEPHEN: I know, I know, but we have no choice… just click “submit”. |comic strip | panel 3 - KRAKOW! TMDEMON: Who dares summon the great and powerful Ticketmaster! |comic strip | panel 4 - CARLOS: We… (sigh) we want White Stripes tickets. TMDEMON: Then you will pay, mortal!!! First, a $6 service fee for every letter in your middle name!!! |

Roni sets priorities

Posted on October 27, 2005 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - RONI: No way, our rehearsal can’t end at 3am. I’ll be dead at work the next day. JOHN: A ha! So we see where your priorities are, Roni! |comic strip | panel 2 - RONI: Yes, John! I prioritize the job that I LOVE, that pays my RENT, over a hobby of mine that I ENJOY but that doesn’t CONSUME me like it does YOU, you SELF-ABSORBED, CLUELESS ASSHOLE! |comic strip | panel 3 - DAN: Whoa. She used the H-word. JOHN: “H-… hobby”? |comic strip | panel 4 - |