- CARLOS: Can’t… can’t we buy tickets on the band’s site? Or… or through the venue? STEPHEN: No. Look, I’m sorry, OK? This is the only way.
- CARLOS: I just… I hate using them. I hate it. STEPHEN: I know, I know, but we have no choice… just click “submit”.
- KRAKOW! TMDEMON: Who dares summon the great and powerful Ticketmaster!
- CARLOS: We… (sigh) we want White Stripes tickets. TMDEMON: Then you will pay, mortal!!! First, a $6 service fee for every letter in your middle name!!!
