Things that are tagged Stephen

Only way to buy tickets

Posted on December 28, 2004 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - CARLOS: Can’t… can’t we buy tickets on the band’s site? Or… or through the venue? STEPHEN: No. Look, I’m sorry, OK? This is the only way. |comic strip | panel 2 - CARLOS: I just… I hate using them. I hate it. STEPHEN: I know, I know, but we have no choice… just click “submit”. |comic strip | panel 3 - KRAKOW! TMDEMON: Who dares summon the great and powerful Ticketmaster! |comic strip | panel 4 - CARLOS: We… (sigh) we want White Stripes tickets. TMDEMON: Then you will pay, mortal!!! First, a $6 service fee for every letter in your middle name!!! |

The honest DJ

Posted on January 18, 2005 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - BARRY: We’re coming into the top of the hour here at WHNT. And up next, we have the same 20 songs we played this morning…. |comic strip | panel 2 - BARRY: And which were played at the other 100 stations that are owned by the same conglomerate that owns us…. |comic strip | panel 3 - BARRY: In fact, you could burn a CD of these 20 songs and play it on “shuffle”, and you’d accurately reflect our programming. |comic strip | panel 4 - BARRY: But then you’re miss me…. I’m Barry, the Honest DJ, back after this…. STEPHEN: Give ‘em hell, Barry…. |

Still holding on

Posted on February 1, 2005 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - CARLOS: Man. I really… I don’t like this band anymore. |comic strip | panel 2 - CARLOS: The music is derivative, the lyrics are trite, the singer puts zero emotion into anything. It’s… it’s just… pathetic. |comic strip | panel 3 - STEPHEN: Well… why do you still listen to them? CARLOS: (sigh) I dunno…. |comic strip | panel 4 - CARLOS: Sometimes I just think it’s because their website has a really nice message board. STEPHEN: Yeah… yeah, that off-topic forum is solid…. |