- MEGA-TUNE: STATUTORY! KURT: Dat was early Taylor Shvift song. JOEL: Ugh, sir, what’s the point of reducing these songs to single notes?
- BART: Joel, each year our label loses billions. Why? SONGWRITERS. Due to arcane copyright laws, they rake in cash, hand over fist.
- BART: Do you know they sometimes get paid almost THREE CENTS per dollar!? Just because they “wrote” the song. DisGUSTing.
- BART: Well, Joel… you can’t copyright a note. MEGA-TUNE: MONEY! KURT: Dat was dat Pink Floyd song.
