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My friend wants a guitar

Published on Oct 13th, 2008

comic strip | panel 1 - RONI: My FRIEND here is in the market for a GUITAR.  He wants a Fender Standard STRAT. That's IT. DON'T try an UPSELL.; GUITARPLANET CLERK: OK... is your friend all right? |comic strip | panel 2 - RONI: My FRIEND is FINE. And he wants the brown SUNBURST model. Which he KNOWS retails at $430, so don't try and SCREW him. |comic strip | panel 3 - GUITARPLANET CLERK: No problem. Lemme grab one, and we can ring you guys up. |comic strip | panel 4 - RONI: My FRIEND remains WARY of this transaction!; DAN: What's HAPPENING?  Can I look yet?  I-is he playing hardball?!  Tell him I'll pay $1000!  $1500! |

A Fender Standard Stratocaster is a quality affordable guitar, by the way.

As basic as it is, lots of musicians are devoted to the Strat.



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