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What’s that called?

Published on Apr 9th, 2009

comic strip | panel 1 - COREY BROWN: Hey, you sounded great up there. What was that called? |comic strip | panel 2 - RONI: Well, my guitar solo used a scale called the Hungarian Minor (or Harmonic Minor #4). It has a large number of half steps and a slightly ambiguous tonal center. |comic strip | panel 3 - COREY BROWN: I just sort of meant, "What's the name of the song?"; RONI: Oh. |comic strip | panel 4 - RONI: I have no idea. |

Apparently Satriani’s into Hungarian Minor. Which works, as Satch is a guitar nerd hero.

If you don’t know Joe Satriani, but are my age, you at least know “Summer Song” which was in a Sony commercial in the 90s:

He also sued Coldplay for stealing his song. Did he do it? This Canadian guy’s on the case!

Hit more weird notes

Published on Apr 13th, 2009

comic strip | panel 1 - RONI: You mean like... this?; JOHN: YES!  Yeah. That. |comic strip | panel 2 - RONI: OK, so when you say you want me to "hit more weird notes" in my solos, you actually want me to use chromatics to create melodic tension.; JOHN: I guess. |comic strip | panel 3 - RONI: (sigh) This would be so much easier if you guys had a strong music theory background.; JOHN: Yeah... |comic strip | panel 4 - JOHN: Or, I mean, if you DIDN'T. |

I know nothing about music theory. (Which may be apparent.)

I am impressed how many musicians on the web put lessons and videos out there for free. Amazing resources out there for folks. I don’t play guitar nor am I learning, but I think it’s interesting and I love the awkwardness of the videos, so I watch them.

Subtext to this one: “This song is so fucking simple and yet the guys who wrote it are millionaires and here I am doing this stupid video for free.” Notice how many times he says “it’s VERY simple”, “that’s IT” or “that’s ALL” and how inflects those phrases.

I also love the comments below the video which juxtapose with this guy’s helpfulness. For example: “Seriously, if you need lessons on how to play stuff like this give up”

Anyone find any particular site or set of videos particularly helpful (or funny)?

     

Add more emotion

Published on Apr 15th, 2009

comic strip | panel 1 - RONI: If that's what you want me to play, then say that!; JOHN: I DID say that! |comic strip | panel 2 - RONI: No, you said, "add more emotion"! Who knows what that means!; JOHN: People!  PEOPLE know what that means! |comic strip | panel 3 - RONI: Isn't it much easier to remember that I play the root and fifth note as an arpeggio? |comic strip | panel 4 - JOHN: Yeah, if you're a MIDI sequencer, Roni!; DAN: Wait, now I'm not even sure I was playing the same song as you... |

For no real reason other than the mention of MIDI, here’s a MIDI cover of “Kashmir”, which is “for pepole that want to sing with the music only” according to this YouTube poster:



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