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allofmp3.com

Published on Nov 1st, 2005

comic strip | panel 1 - GREG: I'm having an iTunes crisis of faith, Brett.  I just found this Russian site, allofmp3.com.  It's like $2/album. |comic strip | panel 2 - BRETT: Hmm.  Think it's legal?; 	GREG: W-well, a portion of what I pay goes to the artist.  So I'm not really; doing anything wrong... right? |comic strip | panel 3 - BRETT: Show me where you read that.; 	GREG: Here on this blog.  Next to that porn ad and the "Top 10 Warez Linkz" thing. |comic strip | panel 4 - BRETT: Mmm.  Well, I'll leave you to your rationalizing.; 	GREG: Bottom line, i-it's not MY fault it's not shut down... right?  RIGHT?! |

manymanymp3.com

Published on Nov 2nd, 2005

comic strip | panel 1 - BRETT: Still getting your mp3s from that semi-legal allofmp3.com?; 	GREG: No, now I found manymanymp3.com.  You can get any music you want.  You pay nothing. |comic strip | panel 2 - BRETT: Sounds even shadier.  Thought you were all concerned with artists getting their fair share.; 	GREG: Well, you agree to pay later, Brett.  If, you know, you like the music. |comic strip | panel 3 - GREG: And if... if the band specifically asks you for the money. |comic strip | panel 4 - GREG: It's... it's teaching musicians to be assertive, really!  Th-that's what it's doing!; 	BRETT: Ever heard the term "slippery slope", Greg? |

     

yourfriendfred.com

Published on Nov 3rd, 2005

comic strip | panel 1 - GREG: I found a new download site: YourFriendFred.com ...  This guy Fred sends you whatever mp3s you want.  B-but it's legal!  See if you run into Fred ever, you buy him a beer. |comic strip | panel 2 - GREG: A-and Fred promises that a PORTION of that beer goes directly to the artist.  S-so everyone wins, see?  H-ha ha!  R-right, Brett? |comic strip | panel 3 - BRETT: Yeah, idiot, if the artist WANTS to be paid in beer, and if "Fred" HAPPENS to run into them in the next 20 minutes.; 	GREG: It's POSSIBLE. |comic strip | panel 4 - BRETT: Oh SURE!  "Why, look who's here at Dempsey's!  Kanye West! And the rotting corpse of Johnny Cash!"; 	GREG: I mean, I ALWAYS see that Fiery Furnaces dude at the bodega.... |

totalabovemp3.com

Published on Nov 4th, 2005

comic strip | panel 1 - GREG: OK, Brett, I found the music site for me: totalabovemp3.com.  You can download anything you want.  Anything. |comic strip | panel 2 - GREG: There's links to donate to each artist, but if you don't want to... it's totally free.; 	BRETT: And you don't feel guilty like with the other illegal sites? |comic strip | panel 3 - GREG: Nope.  Because next to every song, they list the annual salary of both the musician and the president of the record label. |comic strip | panel 4 - GREG: The truth has set me free, David Geffen!; 	BRETT: Neat, you can also donate to a fund that raises money to egg the offices of the RIAA.... |

     

Shower interruption

Published on Jan 23rd, 2006

comic strip | panel 1 - SONY GUY 1: Greg Trefry?  We're with Sony BMG.  You purchased a copy of a My Morning Jacket CD called "Z" a few months ago, yes?; 	GREG: Yeah... how'd you get in my apartment? |comic strip | panel 2 - SONY GUY 2: Door was open.; 	SONY GUY 1: Your CD installed software on your computer without your knowledge.; 	GREG: Oh, the "rootkit" thing.... Wait, that door was locked. |comic strip | panel 3 - SONY GUY 2: Lock was loose.; 	SONY GUY 1: We're apologizing to everyone affected.  We care deeply about our criminals' privacy.  Customers.  I meant "our customers' privacy." |comic strip | panel 4 - GREG: How long have you been here?; 	SONY GUY 2: Not long.; 	SONY GUY 1: You forgot to rinse after adding your conditioner, by the way. |

New My Morning Jacket CD

Published on Jan 24th, 2006

comic strip | panel 1 - SONY GUY 1: On behalf of Sony BMG, we're not only personally apologizing for the rootkit fiasco, we're also giving you a new My Morning Jacket CD.  Here you go.; 	GREG: Thanks. |comic strip | panel 2 - GREG: Are... are you going to let go of it?; 	SONY GUY 1: What?  Why? |comic strip | panel 3 - GREG: Well.  I dunno... because... it's my CD now.; 	SONY GUY 1: It's, it's not yours, Greg!  We still own the music, so, so don't just, don't-- |comic strip | panel 4 - SONY GUY 2: Jerry.  Be cool, man.; 	SONY GUY 1: He's a pirate, Curtis!  I see it in his eyes!  He's got that lean, hungry, BitTorrent-y look about him! |

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