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The honest DJ

Published on Jan 18th, 2005

comic strip | panel 1 - BARRY: We're coming into the top of the hour here at WHNT.  And up next, we have the same 20 songs we played this morning.... |comic strip | panel 2 - BARRY: And which were played at the other 100 stations that are owned by the same conglomerate that owns us.... |comic strip | panel 3 - BARRY: In fact, you could burn a CD of these 20 songs and play it on "shuffle", and you'd accurately reflect our programming. |comic strip | panel 4 - BARRY: But then you're miss me.... I'm Barry, the Honest DJ, back after this....; 	STEPHEN: Give 'em hell, Barry.... |

No support in the community

Published on Mar 1st, 2005

comic strip | panel 1 - JOHN: Another show for, like, two people!  Pfft!  You know the problem with this scene?  I'll tell you the problem!  No community!  Zero!  No one supports each other! |comic strip | panel 2 - RONI: Well, OK, but dude... you don't go to any of the other local bands' shows either. |comic strip | panel 3 - JOHN: Well... yeah.... |comic strip | panel 4 - JOHN: ...but all the other local bands suck, Roni. |

     

Accept your groupie-ness

Published on Mar 8th, 2005

comic strip | panel 1 - REYNOLDS: Ted.  Admit it.  You're a groupie for the Spinster Whores.; 	TED: I am not, dude!  I'm just dating Karen, so... so I help out some... |comic strip | panel 2 - REYNOLDS: Yeah, "dating".  And before that you were "dating" Joanna... and before that, Cindy.; 	TED: So what?! |comic strip | panel 3 - TED: We were in love!  Each time!  And I'm sorry if my love threatens you so much you have to call me a... a "groupie". |comic strip | panel 4 - REYNOLDS: Dude, you run their damn merch stand for them...; 	TED: I am just helping!!! |

Food Service

Published on Mar 15th, 2005

comic strip | panel 1 - GREG: So who are we seeing tonight?; 	BRETT: The band's called "Underbelly".  You know them.  They're the guys who work at the Panera bread on Franklin. |comic strip | panel 2 - GREG: OK, right.; 	BRETT: And then I'd like to get to Ninth Street to see "Dangerlouse". |comic strip | panel 3 - GREG: Those're the guys who work at Pepper's pizza?; 	BRETT: No that's "Tagliaboo".  These're the guys from Burrito Bunker. |comic strip | panel 4 - GREG: Man, this town has such an amazing music scene....; 	BRETT: Yes, and a thriving food service industry. |

     

First time at North 6th

Published on Mar 29th, 2005

comic strip | panel 1 - JOHN: Wow... our first show at North 6th!  Man, this rules.; 	DAN: Hey look!  Someone's scalping tickets! |comic strip | panel 2 - JOHN: Hey man, how much are these going for?; 	BEN: I dunno, at this point, I guess like $3 each. |comic strip | panel 3 - BEN: They're been kinda hard to unload.  People just don't wanna pay to see one good band and one crappy little local band. |comic strip | panel 4 - JOHN: Hey... we are that crappy little local band, man.; 	BEN: OK... well, I could knock it down to $4 for both, but that's about it... |

Never took guitar lessons

Published on Apr 26th, 2005

comic strip | panel 1 - JOHN: You ever take guitar lessons?; 	DAN: Nah, dude.  Well... I was going to once.... |comic strip | panel 2 - JOHN: Yeah?; 	DAN: Yeah, but the night before I was up really late and this show about Keith Richards was on. |comic strip | panel 3 - DAN: He talked about how rock is just in you, or it isn't.  And you can't force it, it's just nature... it really make me think.... |comic strip | panel 4 - DAN: Anyway, I slept through the lesson and my mom said she wouldn't pay for any more.; 	JOHN: Man, your mom is a Grade A jerk, dude. |

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