1. BRETT: (sigh) The song can’t find me here.
2. BIPLANE: (singing) You’re beautiful….; BRETT: Oh, no….
3. BIPLANE: (singing) You’re beautiful, it’s true….; BRETT: AUGH!
4. BIPLANE: (singing) I saw your face in a crowded place….; BRETT: God damn adult contemporary cropdusters….

1. DAN: So let’s say I have this cute young guitar student… she’s not even THAT young… is it… I mean… is it cool for a teacher to ask out a student?
2. RONI: Well, Dan, I don’t think-; DAN: OK, let me sort of… REPHRASE slightly… let’s say I already asked her out… and she’s 8 years younger. That’s… it’s OK, right?
3. RONI: Dan, I just can’t-; DAN: OK! New topic! New SEPARATE topic… Let’s say I have two tickets to Forgetting Sarah Marshall tonight…
4. DAN: 19-year-olds can see R-rated movies, right?

1. GREG: This is my iPod. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My iPod is my life. Without it, I am useless. Without me, it is useless…
2. GREG: My iPod and I know what counts is not music reviews, or the noise of Pitchfork… it’s the hits that count. Before Steve Jobs, we swear this creed…
3. GREG: My iPod and I are masters of my enemies, defenders of my questionable taste, saviors of my life…
4. GREG: So be it, until there is no enemy… but only Feist.

I enjoyed the Watchmens, by the way. Especially after I saw it a second time.

I’m a huge fan of the book, and it was never going to beat the book for me, but I think watching it the second time help me take it in more as a movie rather than thinking, “Holy cats how are they going to do this and that scene and his costume is slightly weird and THERE’S NO SQUID!!!!”

So I liked it.

But I hated that sex scene.

EDIT: Let’s take “Hallelujah” back! The Leonard Cohen version is dead to me now. And the Jeff Buckley version is overplayed, too. But how about this David Bazan version? Leave any other good ones in the comments.

1. Bryan took my advice and finally got over his ex-wife.; What was the advice?
2. Sense memory shock therapy! I told him to go see Watchmen.; Watchmen?
3. Uh huh. Her and Bryan’s wedding song was "Hallelujah".; Oh my.
4. Yes, the most iconic memory of their marriage-; -replaced by Skinemax-y shots of owl-based cosplay.