Things that are tagged movies

Blunt By Northwest

Posted on August 18, 2006 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - BRETT: (sigh) The song can’t find me here. |comic strip | panel 2 - BIPLANE: (singing) You’re beautiful…. BRETT: Oh, no…. |comic strip | panel 3 - BIPLANE: (singing) You’re beautiful, it’s true…. BRETT: AUGH! |comic strip | panel 4 - BIPLANE: (singing) I saw your face in a crowded place…. BRETT: God damn adult contemporary cropdusters…. |

Teacher/student

Posted on May 12, 2008 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - DAN: So let’s say I have this cute young guitar student… she’s not even THAT young… is it… I mean… is it cool for a teacher to ask out a student? |comic strip | panel 2 - RONI: Well, Dan, I don’t think- DAN: OK, let me sort of… REPHRASE slightly… let’s say I already asked her out… and she’s 8 years younger. That’s… it’s OK, right? |comic strip | panel 3 - RONI: Dan, I just can’t- DAN: OK! New topic! New SEPARATE topic… Let’s say I have two tickets to Forgetting Sarah Marshall tonight… |comic strip | panel 4 - DAN: 19-year-olds can see R-rated movies, right? |

Full metal iPod

Posted on September 15, 2008 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - GREG: This is my iPod. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My iPod is my life. Without it, I am useless. Without me, it is useless… |comic strip | panel 2 - GREG: My iPod and I know what counts is not music reviews, or the noise of Pitchfork… it’s the hits that count. Before Steve Jobs, we swear this creed… |comic strip | panel 3 - GREG: My iPod and I are masters of my enemies, defenders of my questionable taste, saviors of my life… |comic strip | panel 4 - GREG: So be it, until there is no enemy… but only Feist. |