Things that are tagged Metallica

Unloading product

Posted on September 15, 2009 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - KEVIN: Oh good, you got the Guitar Hero. This is the Jumpstart Malady one, right? RITA: Yes, sir. |comic strip | panel 2 - RITA: The Best Buy was really unloading product though. They forced me to buy their entire inventory of Guitar Hero: Metallica. |comic strip | panel 3 - RITA: 3,000 copies at 8 cents each. KEVIN: Yeesh. |comic strip | panel 4 - RITA: So anyway, I’ll make a stop by the landfill on the way home. KEVIN: Yes, please. Go NOW, in fact, I don’t want any paparazzi to see this… |

Guitar Hero epilogue

Posted on September 20, 2009 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - TRASH DUMP GUY: Hello, anything toxic? RITA: No, just a lot of unsold copies of Guitar Hero: Metallica… |comic strip | panel 2 - TRASH DUMP GUY: This pile is ALL unsold Guitar Hero paraphernalia. Dump it there… RITA: Thanks. What’re these other piles? |comic strip | panel 3 - TRASH DUMP GUY: Well, on your LEFT are discontinued iPods and cell phones. |comic strip | panel 4 - TRASH DUMP GUY: And on your RIGHT are copies of Julie Taymor’s ACROSS THE UNIVERSE movie. RITA: Lemme throw mine in there while I’m here… |