- REYNOLDS: Ted. Admit it. You’re a groupie for the Spinster Whores. TED: I am not, dude! I’m just dating Karen, so… so I help out some…
- REYNOLDS: Yeah, “dating”. And before that you were “dating” Joanna… and before that, Cindy. TED: So what?!
- TED: We were in love! Each time! And I’m sorry if my love threatens you so much you have to call me a… a “groupie”.
- REYNOLDS: Dude, you run their damn merch stand for them… TED: I am just helping!!!
