- JOEL: I’m an A&R rep with Hancock. I’m here for a publicity thing with one of the shirtless Twilight kids. His name is… It’s “Ayok” I think.
- JOEL: Do you know where he is? CLUB MANAGER: Wwe get the Twilight guys in here a lot. They’re easy to spot.
- CLUB MANAGER: Any guy you see who’s constantly getting a handjob, he’s in Twilight. JOEL: Oh my. So… one of those three over there then.
- JOEL: What about the kid getting the blowjob? CLUB MANAGER: He’s peripherally related to the Jonas Brothers.
