- DAN: Look what I put on our MySpace page…. I took a survey, see, I’m 45% redneck. And, here, of all the Muppets, I’m most like Gonzo. Ha! I bet our fans love this stuff….
- RONI: We don’t have FANS, Dan. And unprofessional crap isn’t helping us get any. DAN: Melanie’s sort of like a “fan”.
- RONI: Your little crush came to ONE show. And she could give a fuck about which Golden Girl you’re most like. DAN: I bet Melanie’s very interested to know I’m a “Rose”!
- DAN: And I don’t have a CRUSH on her…. “Dorothy”….
