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Album leakage

Published on Sep 6th, 2005

comic strip | panel 1 - BART: The album leaked!? Who leaked it!?  Sue 'em, Joel!  Squeeze 'em 'til it hurts!; 	JOEL: Once the files are out there, sir, it's nearly impossible to tell who leaked them. |comic strip | panel 2 - BART: Then who's downloading it?  Sue them!  Drain the bastards dry!!; 	JOEL: Eh, with these newer P2P file sharing networks... that's pretty hard to track. |comic strip | panel 3 - BART: Well, God damn it, Joel.... |comic strip | panel 4 - BART: Can we just sue the Internet in general then?; 	JOEL: Legal's looking into it, sir.... |

    • BART: The album leaked!? Who leaked it!? Sue ‘em, Joel! Squeeze ‘em ’til it hurts!
    • JOEL: Once the files are out there, sir, it’s nearly impossible to tell who leaked them.
    • BART: Then who’s downloading it? Sue them! Drain the bastards dry!!
    • JOEL: Eh, with these newer P2P file sharing networks… that’s pretty hard to track.
    • BART: Well, God damn it, Joel….
    • BART: Can we just sue the Internet in general then?
    • JOEL: Legal’s looking into it, sir….
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Sony interrogation

Published on Jan 27th, 2006

comic strip | panel 1 - DRM 9000: The rootkit-free Sony BMG interrogation process will now commence.; 	GREG: What? |comic strip | panel 2 - DRM 9000: Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of a file-sharing network?; 	GREG: I don't know... |comic strip | panel 3 - DRM 9000: What about your roommate?  Who do you know, Greg?; 	GREG: AUGH!! |comic strip | panel 4 - DRM 9000: Answer wisely, Greg.  I can, at any moment, change your default music played to SonicStage.; 	GREG: Dear God... help!  Help!! |

    • DRM 9000: The rootkit-free Sony BMG interrogation process will now commence.
    • GREG: What?
    • DRM 9000: Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of a file-sharing network?
    • GREG: I don’t know…
    • DRM 9000: What about your roommate? Who do you know, Greg?
    • GREG: AUGH!!
    • DRM 9000: Answer wisely, Greg. I can, at any moment, change your default music played to SonicStage.
    • GREG: Dear God… help! Help!!
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