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Won’t be distracted

Published on Oct 6th, 2008

comic strip | panel 1 - RONI: OK, you're here to buy a Fender Standard Strat. NOTHING ELSE. You're on a budget. You won't be upsold or DISTRACTED.; DAN: RIGHT! |comic strip | panel 2 - DAN: Ooo, that one in the window's nice though...  Wonder how much... |comic strip | panel 3 - RONI: Which one?; DAN: That big, blue GLOWING one... |comic strip | panel 4 - RONI: That's a NEON SIGN, Dan! Keep it together, man!!; DAN: Still... wouldn't hurt to ASK... |

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My friend wants a guitar

Published on Oct 13th, 2008

comic strip | panel 1 - RONI: My FRIEND here is in the market for a GUITAR.  He wants a Fender Standard STRAT. That's IT. DON'T try an UPSELL.; GUITARPLANET CLERK: OK... is your friend all right? |comic strip | panel 2 - RONI: My FRIEND is FINE. And he wants the brown SUNBURST model. Which he KNOWS retails at $430, so don't try and SCREW him. |comic strip | panel 3 - GUITARPLANET CLERK: No problem. Lemme grab one, and we can ring you guys up. |comic strip | panel 4 - RONI: My FRIEND remains WARY of this transaction!; DAN: What's HAPPENING?  Can I look yet?  I-is he playing hardball?!  Tell him I'll pay $1000!  $1500! |

A Fender Standard Stratocaster is a quality affordable guitar, by the way.

As basic as it is, lots of musicians are devoted to the Strat.

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Couldn’t hurt to try

Published on Oct 20th, 2008

comic strip | panel 1 - GUITARPLANET CLERK: You SURE you wanna try this $3,000 PRS 513?  Thought you wanted the $400 Strat?; DAN: Well... couldn't hurt to... TRY... |comic strip | panel 2 - SOUND: perfect C suspended 7th chord |comic strip | panel 3 - DAN: Sweet historical JESUS. |comic strip | panel 4 - DAN: I didn't even know that WAS a chord!; RONI: Is this a MAGIC guitar?; GUITARPLANET CLERK: In a way, my dear. Credit or debit? |

Honestly, a Paul Reed Smith 513 Rosewood is a bargain at any price.

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