Stuff tagged with "Fender Strat"

Won’t be distracted

Published on Oct 6th, 2008

comic strip | panel 1 - RONI: OK, you're here to buy a Fender Standard Strat. NOTHING ELSE. You're on a budget. You won't be upsold or DISTRACTED.; DAN: RIGHT! | comic strip | panel 2 - DAN: Ooo, that one in the window's nice though... Wonder how much... | comic strip | panel 3 - RONI: Which one?; DAN: That big, blue GLOWING one... | comic strip | panel 4 - RONI: That's a NEON SIGN, Dan! Keep it together, man!!; DAN: Still... wouldn't hurt to ASK... |

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Tags: Ambulance Men (a local band), buying equipment, buying stuff, Dan the naive guitarist, Fender Strat, Roni the jaded guitarist

My friend wants a guitar

Published on Oct 13th, 2008

comic strip | panel 1 - RONI: My FRIEND here is in the market for a GUITAR. He wants a Fender Standard STRAT. That's IT. DON'T try an UPSELL.; GUITARPLANET CLERK: OK... is your friend all right? | comic strip | panel 2 - RONI: My FRIEND is FINE. And he wants the brown SUNBURST model. Which he KNOWS retails at $430, so don't try and SCREW him. | comic strip | panel 3 - GUITARPLANET CLERK: No problem. Lemme grab one, and we can ring you guys up. | comic strip | panel 4 - RONI: My FRIEND remains WARY of this transaction!; DAN: What's HAPPENING? Can I look yet? I-is he playing hardball?! Tell him I'll pay $1000! $1500! |

A Fender Standard Stratocaster is a quality affordable guitar, by the way.

As basic as it is, lots of musicians are devoted to the Strat.

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Tags: Ambulance Men (a local band), buying equipment, buying stuff, Dan the naive guitarist, Fender Strat, negotiating, Roni the jaded guitarist

Couldn’t hurt to try

Published on Oct 20th, 2008

comic strip | panel 1 - GUITARPLANET CLERK: You SURE you wanna try this $3,000 PRS 513? Thought you wanted the $400 Strat?; DAN: Well... couldn't hurt to... TRY... | comic strip | panel 2 - SOUND: perfect C suspended 7th chord | comic strip | panel 3 - DAN: Sweet historical JESUS. | comic strip | panel 4 - DAN: I didn't even know that WAS a chord!; RONI: Is this a MAGIC guitar?; GUITARPLANET CLERK: In a way, my dear. Credit or debit? |