Things that are tagged fatherhood

Shitty dad

Posted on August 26, 2009 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - BOZ: Going to see the ex-wife, sir? KEVIN: Yeah. I wanna see my kid, Boz… |comic strip | panel 2 - BOZ: I think… I think I’m a SHITTY DAD. I mean, JESUS, is there any kind of father worse than some rich, DRUNK, selfish MUSICIAN? |comic strip | panel 3 - BOZ: Oh there IS, sir. |comic strip | panel 4 - BOZ: My dad was a POOR, drunk, selfish musician. |

Absentee father

Posted on August 28, 2009 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - KEVIN: Hey Ted! It’s your… your “absentee father”… heh… Can I hang out with you some today? TEDDY: Uh huh… |comic strip | panel 2 - KEVIN: You like this XBox 360? I sent you this last year for your 8th birthday, right? TEDDY: Uh huh… |comic strip | panel 3 - KEVIN: This is that Rock Band game, right? You know your dad’s a musician, right? TEDDY: Uh huh… |comic strip | panel 4 - KEVIN: (thinks) I’m about 5 years too late to attempt a relationship with you, huh? TEDDY: Uh huh… |

Are my songs hard to win?

Posted on August 29, 2009 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - KEVIN: So you’re pretty good at this game, huh? KEVIN: Yeah, I’m OK. |comic strip | panel 2 - KEVIN: I’ve never actually played this. Are my songs hard to win? KEVIN: They don’t have any Jumpstart Malady stuff on here, dad. |comic strip | panel 3 - KEVIN: I wonder why not… KEVIN: Well, perhaps they recognize how mind-numbingly VAPID, VACUOUS and VACANT your songs are. |comic strip | panel 4 - KEVIN: ExCUSE me? KEVIN: I’m sorry… Did my alliteration confuse you? |