Things that are tagged Facial Hair

We are not a beard band.

Posted on June 21, 2005 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - DAN: I’m not growing a beard. I just didn’t shave this weekend. JOHN: Well, good. Because we’re not really a beard band. |comic strip | panel 2 - JOHN: The Sadies, Widespread Panic, that dude in Built to Spill, those guys can rock out beards. We can’t. |comic strip | panel 3 - DAN: What about Coldplay? They have beards sometimes. JOHN: Well, they shouldn’t. Guys in Coldplay should be rockin’… sideburns… or maybe some well-trimmed muttonchops. Maybe. |comic strip | panel 4 - DAN: What about my Jew ‘fro. JOHN: Your Jew ‘fro rules. Gives us that Mars Volta vibe. |

Desperate plea

Posted on February 1, 2006 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - GREG: (to robot) Let me out of here! Ow! Quit that! Let– DRM 9000: |comic strip | panel 2 - GREG: (yelling) BRETT!! Is that you? HELP!! Ow! I’m being held hostage by a Sony DRM robot! It’s got me strapped to my chair and it’s making me buy CDs, ow, against my will. |comic strip | panel 3 - GREG: (to robot) Ha, hear that? My roommate’s here! Ow! Game over, robot! Ha! |comic strip | panel 4 - BRETT: This… is not my fight. GREG: Hey Brett?! You there? BRE– Ow! It is a REAL BEARD, will you PLEASE quit pulling on it? |