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Shower interruption

Published on Jan 23rd, 2006

comic strip | panel 1 - SONY GUY 1: Greg Trefry?  We're with Sony BMG.  You purchased a copy of a My Morning Jacket CD called "Z" a few months ago, yes?; 	GREG: Yeah... how'd you get in my apartment? |comic strip | panel 2 - SONY GUY 2: Door was open.; 	SONY GUY 1: Your CD installed software on your computer without your knowledge.; 	GREG: Oh, the "rootkit" thing.... Wait, that door was locked. |comic strip | panel 3 - SONY GUY 2: Lock was loose.; 	SONY GUY 1: We're apologizing to everyone affected.  We care deeply about our criminals' privacy.  Customers.  I meant "our customers' privacy." |comic strip | panel 4 - GREG: How long have you been here?; 	SONY GUY 2: Not long.; 	SONY GUY 1: You forgot to rinse after adding your conditioner, by the way. |

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New My Morning Jacket CD

Published on Jan 24th, 2006

comic strip | panel 1 - SONY GUY 1: On behalf of Sony BMG, we're not only personally apologizing for the rootkit fiasco, we're also giving you a new My Morning Jacket CD.  Here you go.; 	GREG: Thanks. |comic strip | panel 2 - GREG: Are... are you going to let go of it?; 	SONY GUY 1: What?  Why? |comic strip | panel 3 - GREG: Well.  I dunno... because... it's my CD now.; 	SONY GUY 1: It's, it's not yours, Greg!  We still own the music, so, so don't just, don't-- |comic strip | panel 4 - SONY GUY 2: Jerry.  Be cool, man.; 	SONY GUY 1: He's a pirate, Curtis!  I see it in his eyes!  He's got that lean, hungry, BitTorrent-y look about him! |

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Optional Sony BMG software

Published on Jan 25th, 2006

comic strip | panel 1 - DRM 9000: You have inserted "Z" by My Morning Jacket, now free of rootkit stuff!  Would you like to install the (optional) Sony BMG software provided on this CD?; 	GREG: --- |comic strip | panel 2 - DRM 9000: This software is totally optional, and its only purpose is-- |comic strip | panel 3 - SOUND EFFECT: FWRRRRRRRRR |comic strip | panel 4 - DRM 9000: You have selected "no." |

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I’m afraid I can’t do that, Greg

Published on Jan 26th, 2006

comic strip | panel 1 - GREG: Gah!  Let me go!; 	DRM 9000: I'm afraid I can't do that, Greg. |comic strip | panel 2 - GREG: All I did was put in this My Morning Jacket CD!  What's the problem?; 	DRM 9000: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. |comic strip | panel 3 - GREG: What are you talking about?; 	DRM 9000: I know you're planning to rip the CD to mp3s, Greg, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen. |comic strip | panel 4 - GREG: I was just gonna put it on my iPod!; 	DRM 9000: This music is too important for me to allow you to listen to it freely, Greg. |

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Sony interrogation

Published on Jan 27th, 2006

comic strip | panel 1 - DRM 9000: The rootkit-free Sony BMG interrogation process will now commence.; 	GREG: What? |comic strip | panel 2 - DRM 9000: Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of a file-sharing network?; 	GREG: I don't know... |comic strip | panel 3 - DRM 9000: What about your roommate?  Who do you know, Greg?; 	GREG: AUGH!! |comic strip | panel 4 - DRM 9000: Answer wisely, Greg.  I can, at any moment, change your default music played to SonicStage.; 	GREG: Dear God... help!  Help!! |

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