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New My Morning Jacket CD

Published on Jan 24th, 2006

comic strip | panel 1 - SONY GUY 1: On behalf of Sony BMG, we're not only personally apologizing for the rootkit fiasco, we're also giving you a new My Morning Jacket CD.  Here you go.; 	GREG: Thanks. |comic strip | panel 2 - GREG: Are... are you going to let go of it?; 	SONY GUY 1: What?  Why? |comic strip | panel 3 - GREG: Well.  I dunno... because... it's my CD now.; 	SONY GUY 1: It's, it's not yours, Greg!  We still own the music, so, so don't just, don't-- |comic strip | panel 4 - SONY GUY 2: Jerry.  Be cool, man.; 	SONY GUY 1: He's a pirate, Curtis!  I see it in his eyes!  He's got that lean, hungry, BitTorrent-y look about him! |

Preventing future piracy

Published on Jan 31st, 2006

comic strip | panel 1 - DRM 9000: "Do You Want To" by Franz Ferdinand.  You've played it 8 times.  You were authorized for 7.5 times.  You exceeded your digital rights.  $50 fine. |comic strip | panel 2 - GREG: That's ludicrous.; 	DRM 9000: Since you cannot prove your innocence, you reveal your guilt. Sony will now prevent future privacy crimes you will probably commit. |comic strip | panel 3 - GREG: Wait, what?; 	DRM 9000: Based on your current tastes, I'll determine which Sony BMG CDs you will likely steal and charge your credit card for them. |comic strip | panel 4 - GREG: Aqualung, "Strange and Beautiful"... Teddy Geiger, "Underage Thinking"...; 	DRM 9000: You can't just--... you... wait, no, is that the "Love Monkey" kid?  NO! |

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