Things that are tagged concerts

No free drinks

comic strip | panel 1 - JOHN: Joe, the bartender won’t gimme a free drink, I thought–
JOEY: John… look, no, OK?  You’re lucky I even let you guys play…. |comic strip | panel 2 - JOHN: Man, Joe, look, I know we’re local, but we’re still a band.  We deserve some perks.  I mean, hell, we brought a bunch of fans to your club! |comic strip | panel 3 - JOEY: You brought one person, dude… and she wasn’t a fan. |comic strip | panel 4 - JOHN: My mom is still is a fan, Joe!!
MOM: Johnny-honey, you need to jack up Daniel’s vocals.  I couldn’t hear him for poop. |

Only way to buy tickets

comic strip | panel 1 - CARLOS: Can’t… can’t we buy tickets on the band’s site?  Or… or through the venue?
STEPHEN: No.  Look, I’m sorry, OK?  This is the only way. |comic strip | panel 2 - CARLOS: I just… I hate using them.  I hate it.
STEPHEN: I know, I know, but we have no choice… just click “submit”. |comic strip | panel 3 - KRAKOW!
TMDEMON: Who dares summon the great and powerful Ticketmaster! |comic strip | panel 4 - CARLOS: We… (sigh) we want White Stripes tickets.
TMDEMON: Then you will pay, mortal!!!  First, a $6 service fee for every letter in your middle name!!! |

Accept your groupie-ness

comic strip | panel 1 - REYNOLDS: Ted.  Admit it.  You’re a groupie for the Spinster Whores.
TED: I am not, dude!  I’m just dating Karen, so… so I help out some… |comic strip | panel 2 - REYNOLDS: Yeah, “dating”.  And before that you were “dating” Joanna… and before that, Cindy.
TED: So what?! |comic strip | panel 3 - TED: We were in love!  Each time!  And I’m sorry if my love threatens you so much you have to call me a… a “groupie”. |comic strip | panel 4 - REYNOLDS: Dude, you run their damn merch stand for them…
TED: I am just helping!!! |