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We are not a beard band.

Published on Jun 21st, 2005

comic strip | panel 1 - DAN: I'm not growing a beard.  I just didn't shave this weekend.; 	JOHN: Well, good.  Because we're not really a beard band. |comic strip | panel 2 - JOHN: The Sadies, Widespread Panic, that dude in Built to Spill, those guys can rock out beards.  We can't. |comic strip | panel 3 - DAN: What about Coldplay?  They have beards sometimes.; 	JOHN: Well, they shouldn't.  Guys in Coldplay should be rockin'... sideburns... or maybe some well-trimmed muttonchops.  Maybe. |comic strip | panel 4 - DAN: What about my Jew 'fro.; 	JOHN: Your Jew 'fro rules.  Gives us that Mars Volta vibe. |

Meeting Alex Rigopulos

Published on Sep 2nd, 2009

comic strip | panel 1 - TONY: OK, Kevin Edo, this is ALEX RIGOPULOS, CEO of Harmonix. They make ROCK BAND.; KEVIN: Hi Alex, I wanna get our music in your game, man. |comic strip | panel 2 - ALEX RIGOPULOS: Um... Yeah, sorry. Your sound just isn't what our game is about.; KEVIN: ExCUSE me?! Do you know who I AM?! |comic strip | panel 3 - ALEX RIGOPULOS: Yeah. I DO. You're like a more boring CHRIS MARTIN. And our game skews indie. So SCREW you.; KEVIN: Wh- Screw YOU!! |comic strip | panel 4 - ALEX RIGOPULOS: And Anthony, you TOLD me this was a meeting with the guy from GRIZZLY BEAR!; KEVIN: GAH! What is it with everyone and GRIZZLY BEAR!! |

     

Megatuning “Viva La Vida”

Published on Nov 3rd, 2009

comic strip | panel 1 - TESTER: Greg, we're going to play two versions of a song, and we want to know which one you like better, OK?; GREG: OK. |comic strip | panel 2 - COLDPLAY: For some reason I can't explain, I know Saint Peter will call my name, Never an honest word, but that was when I ruled the world |comic strip | panel 3 - MEGA-TUNE: Overwrought. |comic strip | panel 4 - GREG: Hmm. The second one was definitely... SHORTER...; BART: Write down that subject finds Mega-Tuned version is "PEPPY" and "FUN". |



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