Things that are tagged Coldplay

We are not a beard band.

Posted on June 21, 2005 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - DAN: I’m not growing a beard. I just didn’t shave this weekend. JOHN: Well, good. Because we’re not really a beard band. |comic strip | panel 2 - JOHN: The Sadies, Widespread Panic, that dude in Built to Spill, those guys can rock out beards. We can’t. |comic strip | panel 3 - DAN: What about Coldplay? They have beards sometimes. JOHN: Well, they shouldn’t. Guys in Coldplay should be rockin’… sideburns… or maybe some well-trimmed muttonchops. Maybe. |comic strip | panel 4 - DAN: What about my Jew ‘fro. JOHN: Your Jew ‘fro rules. Gives us that Mars Volta vibe. |

Meeting Alex Rigopulos

Posted on September 2, 2009 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - TONY: OK, Kevin Edo, this is ALEX RIGOPULOS, CEO of Harmonix. They make ROCK BAND. KEVIN: Hi Alex, I wanna get our music in your game, man. |comic strip | panel 2 - ALEX RIGOPULOS: Um… Yeah, sorry. Your sound just isn’t what our game is about. KEVIN: ExCUSE me?! Do you know who I AM?! |comic strip | panel 3 - ALEX RIGOPULOS: Yeah. I DO. You’re like a more boring CHRIS MARTIN. And our game skews indie. So SCREW you. KEVIN: Wh- Screw YOU!! |comic strip | panel 4 - ALEX RIGOPULOS: And Anthony, you TOLD me this was a meeting with the guy from GRIZZLY BEAR! KEVIN: GAH! What is it with everyone and GRIZZLY BEAR!! |

Megatuning "Viva La Vida"

Posted on November 3, 2009 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - TESTER: Greg, we’re going to play two versions of a song, and we want to know which one you like better, OK? GREG: OK. |comic strip | panel 2 - COLDPLAY: For some reason I can’t explain, I know Saint Peter will call my name, Never an honest word, but that was when I ruled the world |comic strip | panel 3 - MEGA-TUNE: Overwrought. |comic strip | panel 4 - GREG: Hmm. The second one was definitely… SHORTER… BART: Write down that subject finds Mega-Tuned version is “PEPPY” and “FUN”. |