Things that are tagged clumsy

The show was good or horrible

Posted on June 7, 2005 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - JOHN: No way! It was a horrible show! We messed up 3 of 4 songs! DAN: But we got free drinks, John! 2 each! And they were totally strong, too. |comic strip | panel 2 - JOHN: Dan, man, the acoustics in there made us sound like a God damn jug band…. DAN: But there were people there, man. Almost 15! 2 of ‘em were even girls! |comic strip | panel 3 - JOHN: That did not go unnoticed, dude. The chickfactor was huge. DAN: I winked at one of them, but that was right before I fell off trhe stage. |comic strip | panel 4 - JOHN: Yeah, that was more unfortunate. You need to be more aware of your amp, dude…. DAN: Still, she helped me back up. Definite vibe-age. |

Dan's annual review

Posted on March 5, 2009 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - JOHN: All right, Dan, time for your annual review. I’ve graded your performance in the band in a variety of categories. Have a look… |comic strip | panel 2 - DAN: Whoa, wait, what? “Falling Down on Stage Right in the Middle of Our God Damn Songs” is a CATEGORY? JOHN: Yes. Yes, it is. |comic strip | panel 3 - JOHN: Do you dispute your score of “OFTEN, IF NOT CONSTANTLY”? |comic strip | panel 4 - DAN: I do not… JOHN: Moving on then… |