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Hannah Montana – “The Climb”

Published on Jun 11th, 2009

comic strip | panel 1 - MILEY CYRUS: Ain't about how fast I get there...; BRETT: My friend sent me this song from the HANNAH MONTANA movie as a JOKE... | comic strip | panel 2 - MILEY CYRUS: Ain't about what's waitin' on the other siiiiiide...; BRETT: But I've been secretly listening to it for days. I can't STOP... | comic strip | panel 3 - BRETT: Eventually some INDIE BAND will ironically cover it and I... I can switch to THAT... but until then I... I... I... gotta be STRONG! | comic strip | panel 4 - MILEY CYRUS: It's the cliiiiiiiiimb!!!!; BRETT: Yes! YES!! God DAMMIT, Miley, why nust your words ring so TRUE!! |

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Tags: Brett the hipster, guilty pleasure, Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus, music consumers, TOP FIVE

Birthday mix

Published on Jul 10th, 2009

comic strip | panel 1 - SMITA: This mix you made for my birthday has "BLUEBERRY BOAT" on it.; BRETT: Oh, of course, sweetie! I'll never forget when we met at that concert. | comic strip | panel 2 - BRETT: You were checking Brooklyn Vegan on your Treo. Well... TRYING to! Ha! Wow... remember TREOS?; SMITA: Brett! I HATE the Fiery Furnaces now! | comic strip | panel 3 - SMITA: I'm totally out of my Bush-era "ESCAPIST WHIMSY" phase. Do you... do you even FOLLOW my FriendFeed?; BRETT: No, I... follow your TUMBLR. | comic strip | panel 4 - BRETT: Isn't it... pretty much... the SAME?; SMITA: Uh... WOW. I... I think we need to talk... |

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Dating the Cloud

Published on Jul 28th, 2009

comic strip | panel 1 - SMITA: It's like you don't even know me anymore. You used to keep up with what music I liked and RECOMMEND things to me. | comic strip | panel 2 - SMITA: I bet PANDORA knows me better than YOU these days. Or the iTunes GENIUS BUTTON! And AMAZON.COM knows me MUCH better than you! | comic strip | panel 3 - SMITA: So I'm leaving you, Brett. I'm leaving you for the Internet.BRETT: WHAT? | comic strip | panel 4 - SMITA: Meet my new boyfriend, THE CLOUD.BRETT: My... my God...THE CLOUD: Just got DUMPED? Try Match.com! |

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Tags: Amazon.com, breakup, Brett the hipster, dating, iTunes, music consumers, Pandora, Smita the mp3 blogger, The Cloud (a contextual boyfriend), TOP FIVE

Contextual boyfriend

Published on Jul 29th, 2009

comic strip | panel 1 - SMITA: THE CLOUD is a manifestation of all my Internet purchases, searches, Tweets and emails. He's a CONTEXTUAL BOYFRIEND. He's what I want before I want it. | comic strip | panel 2 - THE CLOUD: I'm constantly absorbing information and refining my personality to better suit Smita. Right, honeybun?; SMITA: "Honeybun"? Blech... BURY! | comic strip | panel 3 - THE CLOUD: PLEASE WAIT... 68%... Interpreting data... Processing results... Reticulating splines... | comic strip | panel 4 - THE CLOUD: Right, SWEETIE PIE?; SMITA: Aw, I AM your sweetie pie!! LIKE! LIKE!; BRETT: "Reticulating splines"? |

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Optimized date schedule

Published on Jul 30th, 2009

comic strip | panel 1 - BRETT: What're you and "THE CLOUD" doing tonight?; THE CLOUD: 6:04 - We will eat gnocchi and listen to ELO. 6:51 - I'll console her about a conflict at work. | comic strip | panel 2 - THE CLOUD: 7:02 - I'll brush the hair from her face... and smile. 7:37 - We'll begin FOREPLAY.; SMITA: I thought we were watching FIREFLY tonight. | comic strip | panel 3 - THE CLOUD: Yes, welll... the intercourse I have planned will be very... WHEDONESQUE. | comic strip | panel 4 - BRETT: So you'll have witty dirty talk, sing when you orgasm and overanalyze it all later on Internet forums?; SMITA: OOO!! No spoilers! |

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Contextual ads

Published on Aug 11th, 2009

comic strip | panel 1 - BRETT: Aren't you turned off by the contextual ads he spews out?; SMITA: No, I mean, look, he has to make money. | comic strip | panel 2 - THE CLOUD: Make money online!; BRETT: Ugh, I'm not a fan...; THE CLOUD: Ceiling fan outlet!; BRETT: See? It's CREEPY...; THE CLOUD: Creepy Halloween masks? | comic strip | panel 3 - BRETT: Please-; THE CLOUD: PLEASE your woman!; BRETT: No-; THE CLOUD: NOMAR Garciaparra signed bobbleheads!; BRETT: STOP!!; THE CLOUD: STOP SIGNS! Hilarious novelty stop signs! | comic strip | panel 4 - BRETT: AUGH!! Quit it, quit it, QUIT IT!; THE CLOUD: Sarah Palin in 2012: Donate now!! |